Use with caution, you sexy beasts, you.
Use with caution, you sexy beasts, you.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now.
Clothes are 100% off!
Are you the bottom of my laptop?
Because you're hot.
I wish I was DNA helicase...
...So I could unzip your genes.
They call me coffee...
I grind so fine.
Do you have raisins?
No? How about a date?
Do you know what this sweater is made out of?
...Boyfriend material.
Are you a parking ticket?
'Cause you got fine written all over you.
Girl, are you a beaver?
'Cause dam!
Girl, are you President Hoover?
'Cause dam!
Hey baby, you better call life alert...
'Cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
Is your name Google?
Because you're everything I'm looking for.
Is your mom a baker?
'Cause she sure made a cutie pie!
Are you from Ireland?
Because my penis is Dublin.
Did you just fart?
'Cause your ass blew me away.
Is your name WIFI?
Because I'm feeling a connection.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I see myself in your pants.
Hey, my name's Microsoft...
Can I crash at your place tonight?
Girl, are you sitting on that F5 key?
Because that ass is refreshing.
The human body has 206 bones!
...Would you like one more?
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